King Of The Courtland/Royal Courtland/Night CourtlandĬorn Cobb Pipe And A Sutton Nose And Two Eyes Made Out Of Cole (Just draft Randall Cobb, Courtland Sutton, and Cole Beasley, duh) Stairway To Evans/Seventh Evans/Evans Can Wait/etc. Going ‘Nuklear/’Nuklear Option/’Nuklear Blastĭon’t ‘Nuk It Til Your Try It/’Nuk Three Times/’Nuk ‘Nuk Joke Nuthin’ But A Jimmy G Thang Wide Receivers Tyreek Hill Lance Lance Revolution/Pants Off Lance Off Mayfield Of Dreams/Baker Mayfields ForeverĪaron On The Side Of Caution/To Aaron Is Human Hurts So Good/Love Hurts/The Hurts Lockerīurrowito Bowl (or any variation of “Burrito” you enjoy) Home Sweet Mahomes/Stay At Mahomes/Mahomes Is Where The Heart Is/Mahomes Cookin’/Mahomes Field Advantage Keep Calm and Kerryon/Kerryon My Wayward Son Gus Station/Gus Stop/Back Up The Gus/Get On The Gus Seventh Devin/Devin Can Wait/Stairway To Devin/Devin Sent In The Hunt/Thick Of The Hunt/Big-Game HuntingĪll You Can Etienne/You Are What You Etienneĭrake It Til You Make It (or Fake it Til You Drake It) Head In The Sanders/Belt Sanders/Quick Sanders/Sanders Castlesīaskin Dobbins (or Gaskin Dobbins if you get Myles Gaskin, too) To Aaron Is Human/Aaron On The Side Of Cautionġ00 Miles And Runnin’/I Would Walk 500 Miles Lights, Kamara, Action/Kamara Shy/Instant Kamara/The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds/The Kamara Loves Youįanatical Christians/Christian Missionaries Best fantasy football team names for 2021Īll Barkley, No Bite/My Barkley Is Louder Than My Bite Now, let’s get you a « W » before the season even starts. If you don’t understand any of the references below, either ignore them or go to your local library and look them up. (Who knew Van Jefferson would have so much value this year?) « Vancel Culture » is a real thing in 2021, after all. « Master Bateman » is obviously fine, but tread carefully going beyond that. We trust you can come up with those yourself. We all know the best team names are usually inside jokes and/or too offensive to print here. Look, they’re not all winners, just like the the majority of fantasy football owners. We also have some classics, such as « Cobra Kyler, » « Fresh Prince of Helaire, » « Chark Week, » « Hurts So Good, » « Every Day I’m Gustlin’, » and « Call Of Jeudy. » You can always go COVID-related with « Dakcine Mandate, » « Robust Vantibodies, » and « Odellta Variant, and if you really want to take it to the next level in a two-QB or superflex league, pay homage to former Mizzou greats with « Get The Jabbert » and « Drew Lockdown. » If that’s too much of a bummer, try something cheerier, like « Gaskin Dobbins. » (I don’t care what anyone says, ice cream is better than the coronavirus - and you can quote me on that!) Make sure to thank them for their service.įortunately, some of this year’s top rookies have stepped in to immediately fill the void, inspiring gems like « Pitts And Giggles, » « Blow Your Waddle, » « Lance Lance Revolution, » « No Pain, No Gainwell, » « Return Of The Mac, » « Sermon On The Mount, » and, of course, « Jabba The Hut…Pizza The Hut…Fat Guys Like Pizza…Pepperoni Pizza…Pepperoni Toney. » (That one is a maybe a touch too long, but it’s perfect for the one person who’s a big fan of « The Office » and also happens to draft Kadarius Toney in their fantasy football league.) « Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy, » « 99 Problems But A Fitz Ain’t One, » « 2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp, » « Le’Veon A Prayer, » « Turn Down For Watson, » « Stop The Spredelman, » « All You Can Ito, » and « Get Mitch Or Die Tryin' » will all be sorely missed. But, again, all it takes is one good one to win over the rest of your league, so be on the lookout for that rose growing from the concrete.īefore we get into this year’s list, let’s take a moment to remember some of our past favorites that are no longer of use. We have no shame, which is why you’ll see references so old even we don’t remember the source material anymore. (Told you we were serious journalists.) There’s bound to be one on the list below that either fits your team or inspires you to come up with something much better. Don’t worry - we’re really bad, too, and we’ve still powered through to come up with hundreds of options over the years. Well, that’s not totally true - you might be really bad at coming up with puns based on players’ names.
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